The Last Meow

The Last Meow is dedicated to all the pets who died or became seriously ill due to the Menu Foods Pet Food Recall.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Mo Cats Day

Well I certainly think that more cats should have forever homes and that more cats should be famous and be on the Internets and stuff.  According to EBB (Eldest Boy Bean) I am the Supreme Ruler of the Universe and come from a Planet called Whiskeria, were cats rule, humans are slaves and everyone speaks Whiskerian. Just let me know if the humans aren't treating you right on Planet Earth, I am prepared to send my fleet to invade and take over the governorship of your planet, the humans seem to be making a mess of things. Oh and that religion thing they keep fighting about, not a problem on Whiskeria everyone worships ME! Once I invade freedom of religion will be a thing of the past (the humans just seem to use it as an excuse to fight anyway) worshiping me is mandatory.

~Whiskers, The Supreme Ruler of the Universe (September 9, 2011)

9 comments:

Old Kitty said...

Almighty angel Whiskers! Me and Charlie bow to your supreme being-ness! Yay!! Take care
x

ArtemisiaFSS said...

Thanks for visiting me Old Kitty and Charlie. Mommy misses me a lot and it makes her smile to know others remember me.

Cat said...
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Cat said...

Hello Whiskers, we think your planed Whiskeria sounds like a great place :-)

Cat said...

I meant to say PLANET (oops)

Prancer Pie said...

Count us in! We luf this idea! xoxo

ArtemisiaFSS said...

Mommy thinks Whiskeria sounds like heaven as long as she gets to be my slave. When I was on planet Earth I made her read books and pet me most of the day. ~Whiskers

meowmeowmans said...

Whiskeria sounds good to us, too, Whiskers. Count us in!

Father Tom said...

If everyone worshipped you, that certainly would make life a whole lot easier! I might have a problem, though. I'm a Catholic priest (or so they say) so I might have to abstain..hehehe..
The EBB has a wonderful imagination. Whiskeria does sound like a much more peaceful place than our planet at the moment!

Have a good weekend!

Tom
xoxo