Well I certainly think that more cats should have forever homes and that more cats should be famous and be on the Internets and stuff. According to EBB (Eldest Boy Bean) I am the Supreme Ruler of the Universe and come from a Planet called Whiskeria, were cats rule, humans are slaves and everyone speaks Whiskerian. Just let me know if the humans aren't treating you right on Planet Earth, I am prepared to send my fleet to invade and take over the governorship of your planet, the humans seem to be making a mess of things. Oh and that religion thing they keep fighting about, not a problem on Whiskeria everyone worships ME! Once I invade freedom of religion will be a thing of the past (the humans just seem to use it as an excuse to fight anyway) worshiping me is mandatory.
~Whiskers, The Supreme Ruler of the Universe (September 9, 2011)
9 comments:
Almighty angel Whiskers! Me and Charlie bow to your supreme being-ness! Yay!! Take care
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Thanks for visiting me Old Kitty and Charlie. Mommy misses me a lot and it makes her smile to know others remember me.
Hello Whiskers, we think your planed Whiskeria sounds like a great place :-)
I meant to say PLANET (oops)
Count us in! We luf this idea! xoxo
Mommy thinks Whiskeria sounds like heaven as long as she gets to be my slave. When I was on planet Earth I made her read books and pet me most of the day. ~Whiskers
Whiskeria sounds good to us, too, Whiskers. Count us in!
If everyone worshipped you, that certainly would make life a whole lot easier! I might have a problem, though. I'm a Catholic priest (or so they say) so I might have to abstain..hehehe..
The EBB has a wonderful imagination. Whiskeria does sound like a much more peaceful place than our planet at the moment!
Have a good weekend!
Tom
xoxo
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